[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="581"] Snot. On my shoulder.[/caption] Today it was one billion degrees outside. And I was pregnancy-swollen as usual. A friend was…
Category: Special Messes
Step One: Choose a target. (Grandpas are almost always a good target.) Sing grandpa to sleep. Step Two: Place snaps under grandpa's feet while…
This morning while feeding the toddler, my eyes wandered mindlessly around the room until finally coming to rest on the corner between my China…
Last night putting kid to bed, I tucked her in and felt/heard something crinkle/crunch under her covers. Me - Ummm.... is there something in your…
This was my peanut butter toast. These were not my keys.
Parenting is... When they break a toy within three minutes of getting it out of the package and you spend twenty minutes holding it…
By some kind of infant magic/witchcraft, this baby stuck her pacifier in my hair where it is now STUCK. Like, very stuck. #momlife #problemsyouneverexpectedtohaveever
Why, child? Why?
Today my walls are covered in stickie notes.
"There's a sprinkle fiesta on the floor!"