In case all the years of parenting are disappearing from my memory in my constant state of exhaustion, Facebook kindly reminds me. This is from…
Category: Those days.
Parenting is... When they break a toy within three minutes of getting it out of the package and you spend twenty minutes holding it…
By some kind of infant magic/witchcraft, this baby stuck her pacifier in my hair where it is now STUCK. Like, very stuck. #momlife #problemsyouneverexpectedtohaveever
Wtf as in Where the Eff did the last six months go? I blinked and suddenly I hadn't written for months. Hashtag parenthood, amiright? MONTHS.…
Get both kids to bed by 9:30. Collapse onto couch. Wake up at 1 am in same position on couch. Go to bed. ------------------------------ This…
[caption id="attachment_108" align="aligncenter" width="545"] Little Lexi <3[/caption] Some days parenting feels like I'm the kid and the kids are the ravioli. (Is that how you…
I could tell you all about today. But I'm ready to be done with it. Let's just say this sums it up.
Today didn't go according to plan. For me or anyone around me. More than one person in my life today had a hard day…
A sink full of glitter residue is a hard thing for a photo to capture. Why is my sink full of glitter, you ask?…
You know those days where you it's cold and you're exhausted but you still pull yourself out to get groceries and then you forget your…