Lexi – would you rather eat sprinkles or a cupcake.
Me – a cupcake
Lexi – why?
Me – because I like cupcakes better than sprinkles.
Lexi – but… The sprinkles have frosting on them and the cupcake is plain.
Me – well… That does change things a little. But I still choose cupcake.
Lexi – but it’s PLAIN.
Me – I know. I still choose it.
Lexi – ok… But it’s also squished.
Me – lol. I would still eat it.
Lexi – …. And it’s on fire.
Me – Uh…
Lexi – and it has teeth in it.
Me – ….
Me – are you trying to get me to choose sprinkles?
Lexi – yes.